Jeff Goldblum thinks Conan has cooties

This isn't so much the bee's knees (in the traditional sense anyhow), but:

On Late Night tonight, Conan O'Brien accidentally put Jeff Goldblum's glasses in his mouth when he was imitating someone pondering something, and Goldblum then wouldn't put them back on. He tried to play it off like he wasn't thinking about it and just non-chalantly put them down, but I felt awkard just watching him try to subtly avoid Conan's germs.

For the record, I would share gum with you, Conan.

It's funny because it's true

I stole this from The Melting Pot Project.

To blog or not to blog...

If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Of course you would! Everyone seems to be a blogger these days, and I want in.

The Bee's Knees--as of now at least--will be a log of things I consider to be totally the bee's knees. To make up for lost time, let's get buzzing with a top ten list* of things that are great.** Oh, and just to clarify my choice of idiom: http://www.yaelf.com/aueFAQ/mifbeesknees.shtml.

*Order up for discussion. **Subject to change.
10. Funny idioms
9. Scarves
8. Sarah Silverman
7. The Sarah Silverman Program
6. Halloween!!
5. This election season
4. Coffee
3. YouTube
2. Irony
1. Sunglasses